Mrs…Come Get Your Husband!

Hey Y’all…I’m going to just dive into it seeing how I’ve been missing for a minute – hold onto your panties, grab your crotches and let’s go!

So during one of my alone moments where I wanted some attention, I decided to reach out to an ex boyfriend of mine from NC. Yup – sure did. I wanted attention and I knew just who would give it to me – J. Continue reading “Mrs…Come Get Your Husband!”

Pep Talk Your Pu…

Am I the only one who sits in her car outside of her cutty buddy’s home or even in commute there, will talk to myself about not allowing the good penis to cause me to catch feelings? Like seriously! I will sit there and be like, “Okay now…we’re going to just go in there and get this wood! Do not look him into his eyes and do not kiss him! Do not ask him if the wood is yours bitch!” But once I’m actually in there and he is inside of me, all the rules have been thrown out the window.

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