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Wakanda D**k!

I know it’s been quite some time since you’ve heard from me but trust and believe the fun has not stopped!

So I decided to cut my cutty buddy off for real this time..December 28, 2017 was the last time we got together…and to my surprise, he had stepped his game up. There on the bed, I laid as I watch TV with him siping his cognac behind me. He knew what I was there for and so I left my panties intentionally at home as I came over in my loose sweatpants.

As the light from the television screen flickered off from the walls, I noticed his body shift while he got up and rested his head on top of my ass. My vajayjay’s nectar machine powered up and the juices began pumping as his hands firmly pulled my pants down and his lips softly kissed my asscheeks. I couldn’t control the moans…

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Mrs…Come Get Your Husband!

Hey Y’all…I’m going to just dive into it seeing how I’ve been missing for a minute – hold onto your panties, grab your crotches and let’s go!

So during one of my alone moments where I wanted some attention, I decided to reach out to an ex boyfriend of mine from NC. Yup – sure did. I wanted attention and I knew just who would give it to me – J. Continue reading “Mrs…Come Get Your Husband!”

Is It Time To Upgrade Yourself?

Are you happy with you? Are there some things you know you need to change so that you can be a better person, friend, daughter, son or parent? I do have a few changes I would like to make for the new year. 

1. Stop holding on to anger. I have a quiet temper and what I mean by that is …I will take, take, take and then BOOM. And once I’m mad I’m MAD and I will hold onto that anger dragging it into days, weeks and sometimes months.

 It’s not healthy to continue doing this and it’s a waste of time. I have already started letting things go. I will allow myself to be upset then maybe vent to a friend or write and then LET IT GO. 

2. Stop taking everything so personal. I’m a very strong person but I’m also sensitive. My feelings are easily hurt but I want to learn to ignore certain things and comments. Maybe the person meant to offend me..maybe they didn’t. 

3. Stop holding grudges. I’m a Scorpio and we tend to hold grudges like no other. 

I can stop speaking to someone for foreverrrrr. I forgive very easily but I don’t forget. I may even extend an olive branch to a friend that I lost this year that tried to come back into my life.

4. I want to travel more. Even if it’s just a weekend getaway 2 hours away. I have so many vacations planned and I am going to take them all! Going to New York is on my bucket list!

5. Visit my friends more. I definitely go out and see my friends but I’m introvert and I loveeee being at home. That’s going to change because all my friends and family are definitely going to start seeing more of me. 

That’s about it. We are all a work in progress and nobody is perfect.  I’ve already put some of my changes into motion and feel great about it. I’ll keep you updated. What things are you leaving behind in 2016? What new things will you bring to life in 2017?

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I Wish I Never Met You continued…

Hi Dolls and Gents! I bet some of you are saying wow where the heck have you been? Lol. I took a small break from blogging then I started other projects that kinda took up all my time. Anyway let me finish up my story of the once ‘perfect man’ that I had.  If you haven’t read the first part of Wish I Never Met you ..go back and read that first then come back so it will all make sense to you.  Continue reading “I Wish I Never Met You continued…”

Pep Talk Your Pu…

Am I the only one who sits in her car outside of her cutty buddy’s home or even in commute there, will talk to myself about not allowing the good penis to cause me to catch feelings? Like seriously! I will sit there and be like, “Okay now…we’re going to just go in there and get this wood! Do not look him into his eyes and do not kiss him! Do not ask him if the wood is yours bitch!” But once I’m actually in there and he is inside of me, all the rules have been thrown out the window.

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Match Your Intentions

Anyone who truly knows me and how I once was, understands that as of currently, I have become a new person. I was never known to give a guy more than one chance back in the days because I felt as though it was wasting time. But I decided about a year or so ago, maybe giving another chance could show me something different within a person – and so I started.

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I Wish I Never Met You

I need time to get myself together.”

Those were the words that were spoken to me when the love of my life broke my heart. So this post is going to be another true event that actually happen to me. I’m good now but after that breakup I was in a dark place. I had never had a guy in my entire life to break up with me. EverContinue reading “I Wish I Never Met You”